him – Your english is so good. You see, language is so important it open doors no matter where you are. If people come here and learn our language they’ll have more opportunities.

me – (rolling my eyes) so… where are you going as a missionary?

him – I’m going to Kenya to teach missionary kids.

me – oh … so you are learning Swahili or any of the tribal languages?

him – No, I don’t need to learn their language I will be teaching missionary kids, in English.